And here it is, the final post. Consider this a continuation of something I have done in the past.
YES! It's 'Quotes' by THE J Mudoh.
Having trouble remembering? Read this first.
Here it is, the second installment of 'Quotes you will remember forever!'
Random conversation on the phone:
Me: Ok, so give me a quote.
J-Man: I wanted to give you this for the last post, but I guess you can use it now: "When I'm asleep, I love not to wake. When I'm awake, I love not to sleep.
Me: I thought you were gonna give you your 'did you know*....' waala quote.
J-Man: Ohh...which one..? Do you know i have...tubelight wala? (insert me laughing here). The funny thing is, I am the only one who is going to find this funny.
Me: Next!
J-Man: hmm..hmm...hmm..hmmm? Ok here it is - People who read subtitles are blind.
Me: Wtf?
J-Man: This has a deep meaning, you see! A movie is watched for a movie, not for it's subtitles! So, in effect contradictory, if you read subs, you are blind. (Long pause, and a sigh) See, I have made it easy for you slow people!
Me: ooooohhh!
J-Man: Are you typing everything I'm saying?
Me: Almost!
J-Man: (Pause) I'm not saying anything right now. (Hears typing) You wrote that too?
Ok you want to write something, write this! - (singing) la la la la la laaa..la la la la la laa....la la la la laaaaa
You wrote that too? Ha..ha..ha..ha..haa..haaa..giggle giggle giggle.
Me: Ok, so that's giggle, giggle, giggle.
J-Man: Fyi, I don't giggle anymore. I'm not a metrosexual anymore.
Me: Were you ever?
J-Man: No (laughter)
Do you know what I had for dinner?**
Me: Lunch.
J-Man: Oh. hahahahahahaha.
Yeah, so I had 2 glasses of lime juice, 2 glasses of lassi, rice, 2 more glasses of lassi, chocolate, bourbon biscuits, that's s, plural...ssssssssssssssssssss..now I'm going to have tea. Fully loaded with alcohol, I mean sugar, I mean...good stuff. Yeah.
Random quote by J-Man: I feel offensive.
* tube-light waala: J-Man has an electric starter tube-light in his room. So, in his words, when he switches on the light, it switches on immediately 'TING!'. He has also mentioned this fact to be about 5 billion times, and he says it each time like he is saying it for the first time.
** what I had for dinner: J-Man doesn't know time. He always says "Have a good dinner", when it's lunch time and vice versa. Also, he doesn't do it on purpose. :|
Ok I'm done! I hope you enjoyed reading this, as much fun as I had being in the coversation! It's always fun talking to the J-Man! If you liked this, let me know..maybe I will make this a more recurring feature!
Also, thank you all again for supporting me! Thank you to all the contributors, you increased my humble blog's 'shaan'. :)
Now, I go on to being my own regular, random self!
<3
Boo!
