You're under no obligations to read this.
But now that you are, tell me something about yourself? What is your name? What do you do? What political party do you support? Does your hobby include juggling midgets? Do you like Chinese food? Do you believe in Global Warming? Do you like water? Bisleri or Aquafina? Do you have a printer? How do you feel when it refuses to print when it runs out of ink you don't even want to use? Do you like taking photographs? How much money do you spend on an average day? Do you like crocs? What is your view on considering "The Simpsons" a religion? Do you own a cell phone? Does it vibrate? Do you like it? Do you think orkut should be renamed whorekut, and facebook renamed slutface? Are you still reading this? Why?
So yeah..don't have anything to say.
Peace out y'all!