Dudes and dudettes.
Or just Nikki (I think she's the only one who reads my blog now-a-days..can't really blame anyone though!)
I'm famous. Can't deny it. My persona is just so..magnanimous! Here's a list of stuff I have been in:
1. Mumbai Mirror - wrote an article
2. Mid Day - wrote an article + photographs published + featured in "Your Say"
3. JAM Magazine- won a contest
4. DNA - featured in "Speak Up"
5. Bindaas tv - was on the tube telling people what colour should Sanjay Leela Bhansali's next film be (I said brown, cause his films are the SHIT)
6. MTV - these fuckers did a sting operation on me eating a cookie. It was a show on weight loss. Mother fuckers. I should sue.
7. Channel [V] - came in "IQ". Was asked what do camels store in their hump? I said fat. (I see a pattern emerging here....)
The above list is legit and completely true. So fans, next time you see me, do ask for an autograph! I charge only $20000 per pen stroke!
Muah. Muah! (Air kisses!)
P.S. I have the right to be conceited. Come on! I'm famous!!!